Michael Sullivan. Classical Music Makes Me Fart: And Other Stories THEY Didn’t Want You to Read. (Tales Told Tall Publishing, 2019)
So a company that makes reading programs for schools hires an author to write funny, high action stories… and gets more than they bargained for. These are the stories too out-there for schools!
Alison Hart, illustrated by Michael G. Montgomery. Leo, Dog of the Sea. 1519-1521. (Peachtree, 2018) [Dog Chronicles #3]
Leo has everything that a great explorer needs, courage, resourcefulness, a vital skill that will help his fellow explorers survive a dangerous journey into an unknown world, four legs… Wait, what? Yes, where would an expedition on a wooden sailing ship be on a three-year voyage without a faithful rat dog? Not that Ferdinand Magellan, the great Captain General of the voyage, concerns himself with such matters. He is focused on an impossible goal. In the early 1500′s is it even possible to sail a ship around the world?
Craig Robinson and Adam Mansbach, art by Keith Knight. Jake the Fake Keeps It Real. (Crown Books for Young Readers, 2017)
What’s harder than faking your way into an exclusive Arts school? Out weird-ing the weirdos there long enough to stay!
David Trifunov. Free Runner. (Lorimer, 2018)
It’s called free running, or the sport of parkour, and we have all been amazed by it either in online videos or TV commercials, with runners flipping off of walls, sprinting down railings, bouncing over dumpsters, and clearing walls at full speed. Free Runner takes you into the blood-pumping, sweat=flying reality of street level parkour in a short, intense story, where the action comes first… and second and third. Let fly, and to get in the mood, check out this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vfoyY9lshI.
Adam Rex. Star Wars: Are You Scared, Darth Vader? (Disney, 2018)
Are you scared of ghosts, Darth Vader? Is it the ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi? Yoda? Then no, Darth Vader isn’t afraid of ghosts, or… what? Can you guess before the last page is turned? For all the little Star Wars fans out there, and all the big ones that will be reading it to them.
Justin and Gary VanRiper. The Adirondack Kids [Series]
Mixing action, humor, mystery, and a whole lot of the great outdoors, The Adirondack Kids shows off the best of regional fiction. If you are from the Adirondacks, you’ll be thrilled to see places, people, and animals that hit close to home. If you live in a city, well, here is your doorway into a world of bears, minxes, huge fish, skunks, eagles, and moose, with some bad guys, local legends, and buried treasure to boot. Quick reads and fast-moving stories from a land that was just made for kids.
#1 – The Adirondack Kids
#2 – Rescue on Bald Mountain
#3 – The Lost Lighthouse
#4 – The Great Train Robbery
#5 – Islands in the Sky
#6 – The Secret of the Skeleton Key
#7 – Mystery of the Missing Moose
#8 – Escape From Black Bear Mountain
#9 – Legend of the Lake Monster
#10 – The Final Daze of Summer
#11 – The Fall of Fort Ticonderoga
#12 – The Pond Hockey Challenge
#13 – The Carousel Case, the Bicycle Race & the Blackfly Bad Guy
#14 – Journey Into the Land of Makebelieve
#15 – Mystery Under the Midnight Moon – A Collection of Short Stories
#16 – The Outlaws of Cascade Falls
#17 – Spies on Castle Rock & the Secrets of the Secret Code
Ryan T. Higgins. We Don’t Eat Our Classmates. (Disney-Hyperion, 2018)
Rules for school:
Clean up after yourself…
And DON’T EAT YOUR CLASSMATES!
Stephen Brusatte. The Rise and Fall of the Dinosaurs: A New History of a Lost World. (HarperCollins, 2018)
For all those guys who were dinosaur-crazy as a kid, here is the latest overview of the entire age of dinosaurs, by a scientist who was unabashedly dino-crazy himself. If you want that feeling of being able to name and describe every single dinosaur that ever lived once again, here is the book do it.
Weird But True: 300 Outrageous Facts. (National Geographic Society, 2017)
One of those books you can open to a random page and make a trivia question out of what you see… and some of these are REALLY trivial!
David Neilsen. Dr. Fell and the Playground of Doom. (Yearling, 2017)
“What a nice man is Dr.Fell.” He gave all us children the most spectacular playground. He heals all our boo-boos, he has hundreds of pictures of cute and cuddly kittens all over his house… and he raises the dead. What a nice man is Dr. Fell.
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